What If Sept 11 Was In Naija????

A political aspirant was asked the question during one of those debates,

QUIZ:
After the tragedy in New York and Washington September 11, the question arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED?

ANSWER:
Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Nigeria we are
much better prepared for these kind of attacks, given the following reasons:

1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.

2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8.45am there won't be sufficient
people to kill.

3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time.
They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among
them.

4. The Nigeria airways would surely have fouled up the terrorists' plans by being delayed
again, and of course losing the luggage - containing the bombs.

5. A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the
terrorist with it over the head.

6. If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria (Oshodi), he would've been robbed
and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home long time ago.

7. In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had
to pay for it.

8. In Nigeria "Egbe" (juju) go don make all the passengers disappear before the thing
hit Mushin or Ajegunle.

You see...in Nigeria we are well prepared.