You guys would not believe wt has been happening... Sooo not the drama!!! From pappaz forming in registration lines to having pressure about results to relationship stress. Its been crazy buh still loving every bit.
Its been so much fun,wish I could write all about it now buh m in a hurry. Need to talk to my babe
Mwaaahs
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Juicy BitS
decided that when i have been down and tired...sleeping always helps buh we all noe dt more sleep just makes you weak so i decided to come up with smthn new...wanna noe it? you'l be the first to noe when i find out what it is...lol
My C0unTrY; mY Hom3
Its been over 45 days and My President has been outta the country. at first we were told that he had to go for him check-up (see he has this health issue)and usually when he goes; tops he's back after a few weeks buh this time around he's been gone over a month
soo many people have been giving ideas bout what is going on...some say that he's prob dead n they tryin to "cover" it up, some said he prob just ended in some coma.... cs of his absence, naija bein the country that it is...oh my days HAv3 people come up wt their own way to cov3r ther butts (sowi, behinds). news started spreading like wildfire that ther president was signing million dollar contracts and receiving some "special" visitors. guess the pple weren't satisfied with that just yet. we want to see our President... the dude dint evn hand over to his deputy >>>typical naija man<<<<
SiD3 JoK3: the V.P, thats Goodluck Jonathan was formally the deputy gov in one of the states until the first man in the state had to step down and Mr. Goodluck had to take over...
then it was time for the Presidential elections and our Mr. Goodluck decides to run for vice....see wts happenin now...the first man in Nigeria is AWOL.
M0ral L355on: neva trust someone wt d name Goodluck!!! LOL
My Mu5inGs:
Mr. President betta come back fast cs naija is a country thats still pretty much a baby and there is just that instilled greed in eacha nd every one us... am afraid if left alone...its preety much gonna be every man for himself. we got soo many problems, sooo little time. no one wants to do the dirty work... evn if a group of pple start; they get discouraged on the way and then what happens?
we end up in the same place where we started... But then again. what do i know... its just the musings of a teenager trying to take on the world!!! :-)
soo many people have been giving ideas bout what is going on...some say that he's prob dead n they tryin to "cover" it up, some said he prob just ended in some coma.... cs of his absence, naija bein the country that it is...oh my days HAv3 people come up wt their own way to cov3r ther butts (sowi, behinds). news started spreading like wildfire that ther president was signing million dollar contracts and receiving some "special" visitors. guess the pple weren't satisfied with that just yet. we want to see our President... the dude dint evn hand over to his deputy >>>typical naija man<<<<
SiD3 JoK3: the V.P, thats Goodluck Jonathan was formally the deputy gov in one of the states until the first man in the state had to step down and Mr. Goodluck had to take over...
then it was time for the Presidential elections and our Mr. Goodluck decides to run for vice....see wts happenin now...the first man in Nigeria is AWOL.
M0ral L355on: neva trust someone wt d name Goodluck!!! LOL
My Mu5inGs:
Mr. President betta come back fast cs naija is a country thats still pretty much a baby and there is just that instilled greed in eacha nd every one us... am afraid if left alone...its preety much gonna be every man for himself. we got soo many problems, sooo little time. no one wants to do the dirty work... evn if a group of pple start; they get discouraged on the way and then what happens?
we end up in the same place where we started... But then again. what do i know... its just the musings of a teenager trying to take on the world!!! :-)
Thursday, January 7, 2010
What If Sept 11 Was In Naija????
A political aspirant was asked the question during one of those debates,
QUIZ:
After the tragedy in New York and Washington September 11, the question arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED?
ANSWER:
Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Nigeria we are
much better prepared for these kind of attacks, given the following reasons:
1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.
2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8.45am there won't be sufficient
people to kill.
3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time.
They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among
them.
4. The Nigeria airways would surely have fouled up the terrorists' plans by being delayed
again, and of course losing the luggage - containing the bombs.
5. A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the
terrorist with it over the head.
6. If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria (Oshodi), he would've been robbed
and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home long time ago.
7. In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had
to pay for it.
8. In Nigeria "Egbe" (juju) go don make all the passengers disappear before the thing
hit Mushin or Ajegunle.
You see...in Nigeria we are well prepared.
QUIZ:
After the tragedy in New York and Washington September 11, the question arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED?
ANSWER:
Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Nigeria we are
much better prepared for these kind of attacks, given the following reasons:
1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.
2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8.45am there won't be sufficient
people to kill.
3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time.
They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among
them.
4. The Nigeria airways would surely have fouled up the terrorists' plans by being delayed
again, and of course losing the luggage - containing the bombs.
5. A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the
terrorist with it over the head.
6. If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria (Oshodi), he would've been robbed
and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home long time ago.
7. In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had
to pay for it.
8. In Nigeria "Egbe" (juju) go don make all the passengers disappear before the thing
hit Mushin or Ajegunle.
You see...in Nigeria we are well prepared.
The v3rY be8inn1nG
its a new year ryt? so that should mean new things as well... i have decided to live. live not only in the sense that i would exist but in the sense that i would make my own decsions and not let the views of "some people" get to me. over the few years that i ihave been alive; dare i say that i have always tried to be a good gurl. true.. wn i was little, i was one of the cutest things you eva did see...i was the daddy's gurl, the one people wanted to be friends with.
buh then it hit: Pub3rTy!!! oh my days, a lot of people fantasize bout how radical they were gonna be and of course, i thought of that as well that i could continue in my dream world buh when i got out there; i realised that it just wasnt me anymore... there were a while lot of other gurls who wanted what i wanted and then...
SurVivaL of tHe Fitt35t!!!
As the years went by, i thought i was fighting a losing battle because i found out that a lot of people would do aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyything to get what they wanted and they couldnt be bothered about how it affects you... my relationships with people couldnt be trusted...everytime i made a new friend...i always wondered how long that was gonna last and what i would lose @ the end of it/
i made soo many changes in my life to be the good gurl, gurl next door, the evil one, the bad gurl and still pretty much almost always end up in the same place buh here i am again... Good thing i don't give up easily.. i deceide its time to try and take over my WORLD again...
i hope i get things rght this time!!!!
HAppY nEw Y3aR!!!!
buh then it hit: Pub3rTy!!! oh my days, a lot of people fantasize bout how radical they were gonna be and of course, i thought of that as well that i could continue in my dream world buh when i got out there; i realised that it just wasnt me anymore... there were a while lot of other gurls who wanted what i wanted and then...
SurVivaL of tHe Fitt35t!!!
As the years went by, i thought i was fighting a losing battle because i found out that a lot of people would do aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyything to get what they wanted and they couldnt be bothered about how it affects you... my relationships with people couldnt be trusted...everytime i made a new friend...i always wondered how long that was gonna last and what i would lose @ the end of it/
i made soo many changes in my life to be the good gurl, gurl next door, the evil one, the bad gurl and still pretty much almost always end up in the same place buh here i am again... Good thing i don't give up easily.. i deceide its time to try and take over my WORLD again...
i hope i get things rght this time!!!!
HAppY nEw Y3aR!!!!
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